四合院你柱爷：正在享受外耗人生 作者:佚名
    第20章 饭盒新规，明码標价
    秦淮茹的眼泪攻势失败，標誌著贾家试图通过情感绑架挽回“饭票”的最后努力宣告破產。傻柱耳根子彻底清净了，但他看著家里偶尔多出来的剩菜，心里又有了新的盘算。扔了浪费，白给？那是绝对不可能的。但这些东西，或许可以换点別的。
    “与其让东西烂掉，不如让它產生价值。反正老子不欠他们的。”
    一个念头在他脑中逐渐清晰起来。他找来一块硬纸板，用毛笔蘸了墨，工工整整地写了几行字：
    【饭盒（剩菜）转让告示】
    1.本物品为食堂招待剩余，质量有保障，油水充足。
    2.实行明码標价，谢绝讲价，拒绝赊欠。
    3.交易原则：自愿平等，先钱后货，童叟无欺。
    4.今日供应：红烧肉底汤拌白菜半盒，售价：五分钱。
    5.长期有效，欲购从速。
    写完之后，他直接把这块纸板掛在了自家门外最显眼的位置。
    这告示一掛出来，简直比之前的大字报和喇叭喊话还要炸裂！
    全院的人都跑出来看热闹，对著那告指指点点，议论纷纷。
    “我的老天爷！傻柱这是……这是要做买卖啊？”
    “在院里卖剩菜？这……这成何体统！”
    “五分钱半盒？这价格……可比食堂里带油水的菜便宜多了啊！”
    “嘖嘖，真是活久见……”
    易中海看到这告示，气得差点一口气没上来，指著傻柱的家门，对闻讯赶来的刘海中、阎埠贵哆嗦著说：“看见没？看见没？这小子……这小子是要把资本主义那套搬到我们院里来啊！败坏风气！必须管管！”
    刘海中背著手，官腔十足：“嗯，老易说得对！这种行为，確实不妥！得批评教育！”
    阎埠贵却没立刻附和，他推了推眼镜，凑近了仔细看那告示，尤其是“红烧肉底汤拌白菜”和“五分钱”那几个字，心里的小算盘噼里啪啦响了起来。食堂的红烧肉底汤，那油水可是实打实的，拌上白菜，够他们家改善一顿伙食了，才五分钱……好像……挺划算？
    贾家自然也看到了。贾张氏在家里拍著炕沿大骂：“丧良心的玩意儿！一点剩菜还要钱！他怎么不去抢！”秦淮茹则是脸色复杂地看著那告示，心里说不出的滋味。五分钱，她不是出不起，但一旦掏了这钱，就意味著她彻底承认了与傻柱之间只剩下冰冷的交易关係，再无情分可言。这比傻柱直接拒绝她更让她难受。
    就在眾人议论、领导们气愤、贾家咒骂的时候，前院的三大爷阎埠贵，在经过一番激烈的思想斗爭和利益权衡后，竟然…哦呦…动了！动了！他动了！
    他左右看看，趁没人特別注意他，快步走到傻柱门前，轻轻敲了敲门。
    傻柱拉开门，看到是阎埠贵，一点也不意外：“三大爷，买菜？”
    阎埠贵老脸一红，压低声音：“柱子，那个……红烧肉底汤拌白菜，还有吗？”
    “有啊，”傻柱回身从橱柜里拿出一个铝饭盒，打开盖子，里面是油汪汪的菜底拌著白菜，香气诱人，“五分，先钱。”
    阎埠贵犹豫了一下，最终还是从兜里摸出五分硬幣，递了过去。傻柱接过钱，掂量了一下，隨手扔进桌上的一个破碗里，然后把饭盒递给了阎埠贵。
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    “得嘞，您拿好。”傻柱笑眯眯地说，“下次有需要再来啊，品种可能换，但保证实惠。”
    阎埠贵像做贼一样，把饭盒揣进怀里，低著头，快步溜回了自己家。
    这一幕，被不少邻居看在眼里，顿时在全院引起了更大的轰动！
    三大爷！院里最有文化、最讲究“算计”的三大爷，竟然第一个向傻柱的“资本主义尾巴”低头了！还真的钱买了！
    这示范效应是巨大的。连三大爷都觉得划算，都买了，那说明这东西確实值这个价啊！
    很快，一些家里条件尚可、又馋油水的住户，也开始心思活络了。五分钱，少吃半块或者少抽一根烟就省出来了，能换一顿有油水的菜，好像……不亏？
    於是，在易中海和刘海中铁青的脸色注视下，在贾张氏越发恶毒的咒骂声中，在秦淮茹复杂的目光里，傻柱家门口，竟然偶尔开始出现了“顾客”的身影。虽然人不多，但確確实实有人开始用钱，来交换傻柱那原本“免费”的饭盒了。
    傻柱坐在屋里，听著硬幣落入破碗里清脆的响声，心情愉悦。
    “看见没？什么道德人情，在实实在在的利益面前，都是纸老虎。人性吶！”
    “明码標价，童叟无欺。老子挣得清清白白，比你们那些弯弯绕绕的算计，高级多了！”
    他的“饭盒新规”，以一种荒诞却又符合部分人需求的方式，在这四合院里顽强地扎根下来。这不仅仅是几分钱的交易，更是一种全新规则的宣告：从此，我何雨柱的东西，想要，就得按我的规矩来！